tommye
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For a pint or to smack them upside the head?
That’s two different lists….with maybe a bit of overlap.
Not sure if I should be scared or horny

For a pint or to smack them upside the head?
That’s two different lists….with maybe a bit of overlap.
Not sure if I should be scared or horny
Davek: “That’s not a pork sausage!”Depends on the location really.
If it’s a Morrisons car park, I could think of a few
I’ll call you so you can claim an emergency if you need to leave
I’m getting slapped I’m guessing ???
@chicoazul...let's chat you passive aggressive narcissistic yet loyal to a fault and incredibly sweet man...If you could spend 1 hour with another forum member who would it be and what would you discuss?
For me @davek, his mind works in a way I can’t fathom and I would love to get an insight to his thinking
I'd like to meet him if only to confirm which of my inaginary manifestations is true. In my head, when he's typing, he is either Smeagol, fixated on his precious Matinez, or Dr Who's Davros, bent on the destruction of any human that doesn't comply with his ideal.Listen we all know its Davek because of morbid curiosity.