Night out


Peak stuff this.
A fella who wants to rekindle days gone bye starts a thread asking for advice and within 20 odd posts it's ascended to Trump/Brexit/Nonce/No you are/No you are/Homophobe/No you are/define 'normal'/I'm normal/so are other normals.

Mate, stick to the top end of town, Hope Street and all the drinkers around there.

The further you go into town it's full of eejits being pushed round in shopping trolleys with 25 no marks thinking it's hilarious or snarly, shaven headed Gangster types called J Macca who are either looking to be charged with attempted murder, or under investigation for the same thing.
Mostly surrounded by daft bints in what look like lime coloured pyjamas with what also looks like a bottle full of Banana coloured liquid with curlers included nailed to their heads.
None of them will be friendly or accommodating.
 
Handball said:
Peak stuff this.
A fella who wants to rekindle days gone bye starts a thread asking for advice and within 20 odd posts it's ascended to Trump/Brexit/Nonce/No you are/No you are/Homophobe/No you are/define 'normal'/I'm normal/so are other normals.

Mate, stick to the top end of town, Hope Street and all the drinkers around there.

The further you go into town it's full of eejits being pushed round in shopping trolleys with 25 no marks thinking it's hilarious or snarly, shaven headed Gangster types called J Macca who are either looking to be charged with attempted murder, or under investigation for the same thing.
Mostly surrounded by daft bints in what look like lime coloured pyjamas with what also looks like a bottle full of Banana coloured liquid with curlers included nailed to their heads.
None of them will be friendly or accommodating.
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If you want to get home in one piece and have a hassle free night, around Hope St is 100% the place to go.

He`s looking for a bit more than a relaxing night out by the sounds of it though, so I`d go for Mathew St, as it`s always busy, the crowd is a bit older and mixed ( tourists ) and there`s less chance for getting your face ripped off by J Macca and his army of cocaine and steroid fuelled pyschos.

Plus, you can always walk the short distance onto Dale St and all the old skool boozers there, when it all gets too much.
 
COYBL25 said:
If you want to get home in one piece and have a hassle free night, around Hope St is 100% the place to go.

He`s looking for a bit more than a relaxing night out by the sounds of it though, so I`d go for Mathew St, as it`s always busy, the crowd is a bit older and mixed ( tourists ) and there`s less chance for getting your face ripped off by J Macca and his army of cocaine and steroid fuelled pyschos.

Plus, you can always walk the short distance onto Dale St and all the old skool boozers there, when it all gets too much.
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Aye, all of that.
Dale Street is a good place to start, mainly aggro free.
Water Street/Fenwick Street/James Street are also OK.
 

Part scouse said:
Aye, I’ve already had the heads-up pal.

I have a story about these sort of bars, I went to Newcastle for a night out when I was a youngun and ended up in a club called ‘The Powerhouse’ the name should have been a giveaway but naive is my middle name.

Anyway, I ordered a couple of pints for me and my mate. When I turned around and seen two fellas kissing. I turned to my mate and said that’ll not end well for them doing that around here. His reply, ‘look about they’re all at it’ - He wasn’t wrong. I’m not one to waste beer so decided to stay and then leave after I finished. Halfway through my pint and I get talking to a young Irish girl from Cork, I could see it had potential so decided to stay for another at which point my made drifted, he couldn’t hack it.

A couple of hours later and this girl takes me into the ‘ladies’ (I use that term loosely) toilets. The looks I got going into the cubicle with her could have killed me. A couple of minutes later as she was straddling me, these ‘ladies’ started to boot the door in shouting ‘get him f***ing out of here’

That was an experience and a half, also not one to tell the grandkids.

There’s my pointless and random story for the day.
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Part scouse said:
Aye, I’ve already had the heads-up pal.

I have a story about these sort of bars, I went to Newcastle for a night out when I was a youngun and ended up in a club called ‘The Powerhouse’ the name should have been a giveaway but naive is my middle name.

Anyway, I ordered a couple of pints for me and my mate. When I turned around and seen two fellas kissing. I turned to my mate and said that’ll not end well for them doing that around here. His reply, ‘look about they’re all at it’ - He wasn’t wrong. I’m not one to waste beer so decided to stay and then leave after I finished. Halfway through my pint and I get talking to a young Irish girl from Cork, I could see it had potential so decided to stay for another at which point my made drifted, he couldn’t hack it.

A couple of hours later and this girl takes me into the ‘ladies’ (I use that term loosely) toilets. The looks I got going into the cubicle with her could have killed me. A couple of minutes later as she was straddling me, these ‘ladies’ started to boot the door in shouting ‘get him f***ing out of here’

That was an experience and a half, also not one to tell the grandkids.

There’s my pointless and random story for the day.
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COYBL25 said:
If you want to get home in one piece and have a hassle free night, around Hope St is 100% the place to go.

He`s looking for a bit more than a relaxing night out by the sounds of it though, so I`d go for Mathew St, as it`s always busy, the crowd is a bit older and mixed ( tourists ) and there`s less chance for getting your face ripped off by J Macca and his army of cocaine and steroid fuelled pyschos.

Plus, you can always walk the short distance onto Dale St and all the old skool boozers there, when it all gets too much.
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So in this case, it's the Hope that doesn't kill you?
 
wtf is going on here? :D

Trump
Brexit
Nonces
Homophobes
Concerns about getting battered

Think I’ll just stick to a quiet pint on Allerton Road, now.

That is still alright there, isn’t it?
 
Bohemian Toffee said:
I can't be the only one hoping this was going to be @Darren78 style weekend in Rotterdam/Ibiza/Jail

Pills, though lads, eh? Lads? Pills?
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Walk in the park. I done 40hrs in Runaway Bay police station, Jamaica. That was an experience.

I was up at Mount Edgecombe which is an old ghetto and some poor guy was stabbed. Police turned up and because I was standing there, I was banged up as well. I didn’t even know what was going on, I had no idea what had happened at the time.
 
COYBL25 said:
If you want to get home in one piece and have a hassle free night, around Hope St is 100% the place to go.

He`s looking for a bit more than a relaxing night out by the sounds of it though, so I`d go for Mathew St, as it`s always busy, the crowd is a bit older and mixed ( tourists ) and there`s less chance for getting your face ripped off by J Macca and his army of cocaine and steroid fuelled pyschos.

Plus, you can always walk the short distance onto Dale St and all the old skool boozers there, when it all gets too much.
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Thank you, mate.

This is exactly what I was looking for. Appreciate the advice.
 
Mind, you could walk into the wrong bar as a tourist in town and be subjected to the script of a very low budget film.
You wait your turn for a minute or so at the bar to order and you hear this....
"eh, eh, eh you"
and you think...is someone talking to me?
"eh, has Joey B , Billy K and Frankie Z sent youze here lad? Have theeee? Well you tell them for me, from me, FROM ME, that they're all maggots lad, MAGGOTS, all of them. You tell them that Jimmy H says I seen what they wrote on ENCROCHAT lad, tell them that BIG BOAT is awake and they're all dead men lad. TELL THEM"
He then turns round and Lauren P and Maya R gush at him and say "yeah....The townnnnn iz all aaaares xxx"
The barman says to you "what'll it be mate?"
"3 pints of Peroni and a couple of bags of crisps please mate".
As you're walking back to the table to your Mam and Dad...
you hear....
"and tell Tony J hes'a maggot lad, a MAGGOT".
Here you are Dad, a nice pint and some ready salted crisps.
 

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