New signing media interviews - what would you ask?

[Groucho]

Now you and Barry have signed - Who is The Third Man?
What would you do to make Brighton Rock?
Was Tim Howard really The Quiet American?

Explain why dark chocolate hobnobs are the best biscuits in three sentences or less.

 

[chippy1722]

I’d ask the foreign players if they had to google us.

Also I would ask them at what point of our 6 week pursuit did they know we were actually interested.

 

[windymiller]

I know this makes me sound about a hundred years old, but I'm starting to think elite football might not be for me. They're going to start getting players to cut WWE style promos soon.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I’d ask the foreign players if they had to google us.

Also I would ask them at what point of our 6 week pursuit did they know we were actually interested.

when we were mulling, surely.

 

[Kurt.]

“How much for the pair ?”

 

[Alan Whittle]

Explain why dark chocolate hobnobs are the best biscuits in three sentences or less.

dark chocolate hobnobs are the instruments of Satan.

 

[Simo]

What did you think of Sean Dyche?

 

[Seathestars]

I know you said you’ve come here to win trophies and that you’ve always admired Everton.
But how does it feel to be on £300,000 a week?

 

[ETID]

When did you get diagnosed with asthma

 

[Noble Savage]

Have you bought a Grand Old Team Jigsaw yet ?

 

[9LeagueTitles5FACups]

For me, I am most interested in hearing the player share what they think they can offer the club, especially if they are a bit of an unknown quantity.

I get fed up with all the talk of how it is a player's dream to play in the Premier League or how they watched player X play for us when they were growing up and want to replicate his achievements.

 

[Groucho]

dark chocolate hobnobs are the instruments of Satan.

But I always liked you……

 

[Ray Purchase]

Bessie Braddock.

How do you feel she would fit in today's Labour party?

 

[Eggs]

Big red button that drops them into the gunge if they get it wrong

…blue button

 

[Eggs]

Bessie Braddock.

How do you feel she would fit in today's Labour party?

….plaque on a house in Zig Zag Rd near me where she lived. Formidable woman, I think she’d understand being in Government is for grown-ups whilst balancing the needs of the poor.

Apparently she once scolded Churchill for being drunk, he replied ‘tomorrow, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be ugly’. I’d much prefer Braddock in my corner than Churchill.

I doubt new signings will have heard of the lady.