It's alright, we always get the novelty punishments
Every single Liverpool, Man U, Chelsea (and just about everyone else) player effing and blinding all game long in the ref's face - but Graham Poll sends James McFadden off for swearing ("dissent") in a cup game against Arsenal in 2006 (if memory serves)
Niasse booked for diving retrospectively - they made a big fuss of this new "tough stance on simulation" but it was never heard from again, obviously they sent a message by going after serial cheats Everton and legendary famed playacter Niasse....apparently
We the only team punished for these nonsense FFP restrictions twice in a row
What about the last Goodison derby, remember that neverending frame-by-frame action reply, every pixel poured over by the geniuses at VAR HQ, they were absolutely determined to comb through every millisecond until they found an offence, they eventually had to give in, much to their obvious anguish (we were already guilty of the crime of being Everton, that's not officially on the boo