How is your underwear?

Dry Crotcher? or Pant Pisser?

  • Dry Crotcher

  • Pant Pisser?

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Let those little eggs swing

Aaah, and this is the thing. For those of us (males, like females) that have aged, gravity takes it toll. And this is nothing new. Pompeiian graffiti has been found scratched onto a wall that says: Seni supini colei culum tegunt . Translated thusly: “When an old man lies down, his balls cover his arsehole.” True. In fact, if I rock side-to-side, mine can polish the hardwood floor. I say let 'em swing. Me, when I walk down the street my balls are like a gong on a cathedral bell......bing, bong...bing, bong......There are people on the other side of the road are going "Gosh, is that the time already!"

but..

Here in Brisbane it's winter I'm f@$%ing cold. I learnt a long time ago that in a mammal the testicles contract up towards the stomach to try and keep warm and toasty. The lesson to learn here, is that when you go for a swim in cold water and you feel two lumps in your throat...…DON'T COUGH!

Commando in summer, high and tight in winter. Pissed pants in transfer season.



 
Latin on a Tuesday morning.

Latin.

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