Today’s Football 25/26 Season

[Nymzee]

Some nice news.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Barcelona footballer Lamine Yamal ‘illegally hired dwarves’ for birthday party

Teenage sensation faces legal action over claims people with dwarfism were invited to event ‘solely for entertainment’

www.telegraph.co.uk

"How would Lamine Yamal fair v [Insert number] of Dwarves?"

 

[mmmmsnouts]

The social media headline banners are really getting out of pocket.

 

[davek]

The British Paedo Corporation just announced their top earners:

Shearer in third place gets £440,000 p.a.

WTF is that thick Geordie house doing to deserve that?

 

[FCBarça]

The social media headline banners are really getting out of pocket.

Capital clowns are desperate to do anything to unsettle the kid, on/off the pitch

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Wolves look sharp

 

[Drico]

The British Paedo Corporation just announced their top earners:

Shearer in third place gets £440,000 p.a.

WTF is that thick Geordie house doing to deserve that?

Outrageous - and makes a mockery of the license fee.

Lineker was, at least, undeniably excellent at what he did (if obviously overpaid). He had genuine talent.

Shearer? Great player. That's all I'll say...

 

[davek]

Outrageous - and makes a mockery of the license fee.

Lineker was, at least, undeniably excellent at what he did (if obviously overpaid). He had genuine talent.

Shearer? Great player. That's all I'll say...

He's a baldy dullard Geordie. Apparently the going rate for employing baldy dullard Geordies at the BPC is 440 grand.

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

That's a belter.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Expect Brian Swan in 3...2...1