Clever solutions to everyday problems.

[Kurt.]

Basically, distilled white vinegar, sorts everything

Does she have to drink it neat ?

 

[Joey66]

Sawdust

 

[chrismpw]

The easiest way is to roll the egg to break the shell, then peel under running water, comes off very easily.

Nonsense ... easiest is to simply chew the shell. The body needs calcium.

 

[Kurt.]

To stop illegal crop farming in your community give local jobs to local people.. especially on jersey

 

[Rita_Poon]

"Jim Bergerac endorses this message"

 

[chrismpw]

Lay a length of about 5 or 6 squares of toilet paper, folded over once in the bowl before you deuce. Helps stop a big bloop of water aiming for your balloon knot.
YW.

I'm producing uncontrollable tears at "balloon knot"

 

[BrisbaneToffee]

I'm producing uncontrollable tears at "balloon knot"

Me too. But who TF has a balloon knot? Perhaps a nomination for Sean Lock's 'Rectum of the Year'.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Me too. But who TF has a balloon knot? Perhaps a nomination for Sean Lock's 'Rectum of the Year'.

Yours more of a tea towel holder?

Than a balloon knot?


The alternatives simple dont bear thinking about.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I had a genital wart when I was much younger.

The doctor gave me some cream to remove the lumpy offender, which I was told to only leave on for a short period.

To cut a long story short, I fell asleep with it on overnight and my badly damaged helmet looked like Freddy Krugers face after the fire.

@GrandOldTeam another sample post you can use when the next awards season comes round.
Should clean up at this rate.

 

[Rita_Poon]

@GrandOldTeam another sample post you can use when the next awards season comes round.
Should clean up at this rate.

defo a dream haunter like.

 

[BrisbaneToffee]

Yours more of a tea towel holder?
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Than a balloon knot?
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The alternatives simple dont bear thinking about.

Yeah, mine's a chocolate starfish. At least I imagine so. Sticking a vanity mirror under my @rse to check isn't something that's high on my list of priorities. The last time a doctor stuck a finger up my ring-gear, he wasn't exactly effusive in his description of said bumhole. And I didn't feel it was the time or place for small talk.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Yeah, mine's a chocolate starfish. At least I imagine so. Sticking a vanity mirror under my @rse to check isn't something that's high on my list of priorities. The last time a doctor stuck a finger up my ring-gear, he wasn't exactly effusive in his description of said bumhole. And I didn't feel it was the time or place for small talk.

Quack needs to have a word with himself, could have been worse, could have been Fern Cottons.

 

[BrisbaneToffee]

Quack needs to have a word with himself, could have been worse, could have been Fern Cottons.

"let me tell you, hers is pretty messed up". Had me bawling my eyes out with laughter when i first saw that. R.I.P legend

 

[Groucho]

RELIEVE tiredness by having a nap

 

[Pootsy]

Yours more of a tea towel holder?
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Than a balloon knot?
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The alternatives simple dont bear thinking about.

I bet you had your eyes opened googling that at 7:50am