2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

[JobForTheMoyes]

Coleman ?? Self... (ahem) aggrandizer ?? One of the most humble members currently at the club ? The same lad that is called a great man and a great human being to all and sundry who have ever met him ?? The same Coleman who visits children in hospital, To help keep the family's morale up ??

“Seamus Coleman isn’t a self-aggrandizer.”

- Seamus Coleman

 

[Librarian]

What’s his YouTubes like?

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

What’s his YouTubes like?

The lad can finish. Proper strikers instinct. His defending not so good.. The new 'Jigsaw' in the wrong box.

 

[18Chris87]

No issue either way - if he left, fair enough good luck, thank you, I wouldnt miss the player but probably the person around the dressing room would be missed.

He's staying - 1 year deal which is fine, club doing deals properly, 4th choice and gives Branthwaite and O'brien more time to develop, and I won't complain if we see one more goal from the lad.

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

So he's outlasted 7 managers (only Coleman more by 2) is he potentially No1 at something. being the youngest player to outlast the most managers compared to other players who stayed at the same club in thr PL ?

 

[Drico]

So he's outlasted 7 managers (only Coleman more by 2) is he potentially No1 at something. being the youngest player to outlast the most managers compared to other players who stayed at the same club in thr PL ?

I suspect he has also been responsible for the untimely deaths of many supporters through cardiac arrest over the years...

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

I suspect he has also been responsible for the untimely deaths of many supporters through cardiac arrest over the years...

Brighton last season finished a few off tbf

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

Make.
Him.
A.
Striker.

 

[pfim]

Make.
Him.
A.
Striker.

He did play there for a few minutes and was completely lost.

I don't think there's a player we've had in the past 20 years that I'd rather have the ball at his feet in the box though (Yakubu?). Watched some goals last night from the past 3-4 years as I was bored, the man is a menace in the box with both feet and his head.

 

[NathDogg]

Some of the mental gymnastics to justify us re-signing Keggers are spectacular tbh.

He should not have been retained as so called 4th choice, regardless if he reduced his salary - he’s an accident waiting to happen and will cost us points, as he has always done. Play a kid or go without 4th choice would have been a better option.

If that article from Thomas is true then Moyes is an idiot.

 

[NeilMorepies]

What’s his YouTubes like?

Wall-to-wall Blammos.
Defending is a little suspect.

 

[HKContractDave]

Doesn’t say who the defender was, or how much he would have cost to be 4th choice

Just guessing it was Webster.

Looks like it

 

[pfim]

Looks like it

10 million save for me. That’s crazy.

 

[windymiller]

Looks like it

£10m would've been crazy. Still don't want Keane hanging around like a bad smell but that was two bad options.

 

[bullybeef]

Calamity Kegger

I hope Moyes can get about him and sort his defending out.