Clever solutions to everyday problems.

[WA Toffee]

Getting a sore neck from shaking your head all day? Just put davek on ignore and problem solved

 

[Joey66]

Getting a sore neck from shaking your head all day? Just put davek on ignore and problem solved

He thinks the world of you

 

[Huyton Layne]

"pinnies". hahahahaa.

Had to start using the word. Pinnies and bibs are proper odd choices when you look at them. When I'm in charge, after having all the people that drop empty fast food bags out of their cars executed, I'm gonna make the word tabard mandatory, as it's a lot classier.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Have a shower over your bath but are fed up of getting soaked when you just want to turn it on to get warm?
This solution is ingenious
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Anyone got any other hacks or clever fixes?

I think I’d use that the other way to stop me doing 1s and 2s in the shower.

 

[Thomasc]

I use it on my genital warts, to cook with, as well as to remove unsightly water stains from porcelain.

I had a genital wart when I was much younger.

The doctor gave me some cream to remove the lumpy offender, which I was told to only leave on for a short period.

To cut a long story short, I fell asleep with it on overnight and my badly damaged helmet looked like Freddy Krugers face after the fire.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Not sure if this has been mentioned, but if you have a baguette/crusty roll that has gone stale, wet your hands with water and gently rub the bread all over. Place the aforementioned baguette/crusty roll into a oven for 5/6 minutes and the bread will be as fresh as it was when it was first baked.

Do not repeat the process more than once.
Do not attempt the same thing with bread that isn't "crusty" on the outside. It won't work.

 

[BoysPenLad]

Convince people you’re a multimillionaire by having a pint in a pub that’s not a Wetherspoons.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Always crush an oxo cube in the foil, do it slowly obviously otherwise it will burst everywhere, then once crushed just tear a corner off and pour, no fuss, no mess, thank me next time.

When frying or poaching an egg, always crack the egg on a flat surface, rather than on the edge of something, again thank me later......

Or use a teaspoon ......

 

[tommye]

I had a genital wart when I was much younger.

The doctor gave me some cream to remove the lumpy offender, which I was told to only leave on for a short period.

To cut a long story short, I fell asleep with it on overnight and my badly damaged helmet looked like Freddy Krugers face after the fire.

Pics or GTFO

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

If you're wallpapering and there's a massive waste with the pattern.
Open a second roll and use that for the alternate lengths.
You might get less waste.

Or pay someone to worry about it

 

[tommye]

Circumvent PSR by selling stuff you already own to yourself for millions.


Koff Masters, ye helmet

 

[Joey66]

If you're wallpapering and there's a massive waste with the pattern.
Open a second roll and use that for the alternate lengths.
You might get less waste.

Or pay someone to worry about it

Or use commonsense...

 

[tommye]

Or use commonsense...

 

[Runub]

Rice

 

[terryefc]

Fed up of decorating? Paint the inside of a box different colours and wear it on your head.