Clever solutions to everyday problems.

[Seathestars]

I bet you`re popular at parties.

Do you do card tricks and blow up weird shaped balloons too ?

I heard that oxo one on radio City, it's life changing

 

[Davidoff]

I bet you`re popular at parties.

Do you do card tricks and blow up weird shaped balloons too ?

 

[PITA]

Lay a length of about 5 or 6 squares of toilet paper, folded over once in the bowl before you deuce. Helps stop a big bloop of water aiming for your balloon knot.
YW.

 

[Bluebirdie]

Fed up with your local pub pishing out X Factor when the Sports on? Just download a generic remote control app on your phone and jobs a good un!

 

[verreauxi]

Lay a length of about 5 or 6 squares of toilet paper, folded over once in the bowl before you deuce. Helps stop a big bloop of water aiming for your balloon knot.
YW.

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and reaches your touch-hole, we call that a "Poseidon's kiss"

 

[Davidoff]

Basically, distilled white vinegar, sorts everything

 

[Rita_Poon]

Basically, distilled white vinegar, sorts everything

What were the stains and where did they need removing from?

Come one, let's have it...

 

[Davidoff]

What were the stains and where did they need removing from?

Come one, let's have it...

 

[Rita_Poon]

bbq sauce? when was I eating bbq sauce...

 

[Davidoff]

bbq sauce? when was I eating bbq sauce...

TBH id be more miffed if it was barbecue sauce

 

[Huyton Layne]

Basically, distilled white vinegar, sorts everything

Soaking footy stuff in white vinegar is a godsend. I take care of the winter indoor bibs/pinnies and sometimes the summer outdoor ones and they proper honk. Used to have a stale smell before I started soaking them.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"pinnies". hahahahaa.

 

[coollino]

Fed up with your local pub pishing out X Factor when the Sports on? Just download a generic remote control app on your phone and jobs a good un!

Hang on, there are pubs that show x factor on TV?

 

[KaiserEFC]

Strange place for a glory hole and it's see through. 1/10 for effort.

Clearly got inspiration from a warehouse club in Berlin that I definitely never went to with that one

 

[verreauxi]

Basically, distilled white vinegar, sorts everything

I use it on my genital warts, to cook with, as well as to remove unsightly water stains from porcelain.