5 things worse than an oasis Gig


First album was genuinely seismic, second wasn’t bad. From then on, they disappeared up their own hoops. I still happily listen to Definitely Maybe quite regularly, but nothing would move me to want to go and see whatever it is they’ll be serving up live on this tour. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
Seeing blood on your loo roll
Finding Nigel Farage believable
Hangovers
Mrs Browns boys
A TV show hosted by John bishop, Alan Carr, Graham Norton, Naga Munchetty Richard Madeley and Charlie off breakfast tv.

6. Being a kopite.
 

Tough one this.

Maybe a Jimmy Carr show and you’re sitting right at the front and you’re hungover.

Going to watch Newcastle and sitting with the home fans during a heatwave.

Attending a Brit pop revival tour

A works initiative called ‘getting to know yourself and each other’ when you have to write your name on a sticker and wear on your shirt along with a group of 200 hundred other employees from different departments.

Every single ‘ex-pat’ bar in the world.
 

I think snow patrol had some good early work if I remember right. Replace them with The Verve or Suede for me
Suede, at least, introduced a soupçon of pretend bisexuality to the staid, conservative, smokey, blokey toxicity of "Britpop". Foppishness was never more badly needed. It's also why Jarvis was so beloved.
 

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