5 things worse than an oasis Gig

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Number 3 wins on its own.

After working in a papermill for 35 + years .
The closest is a paper cut to the human eye.
Which is worse ..imo.

 

[anton66]

2 oasis gigs.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Rita Ora gig at Analfield supported by Jessie J and James Cordon doing some sort of warm up role.

 

[Seathestars]

Toothache
Headache
Taylor Swift
Kopites
Getting caught Dogging

 

[Rita_Poon]

Toothache
Headache
Taylor Swift
Kopites
Getting caught Dogging

reckon you can combine the 5?

 

[magicjuan]

Twin jets in your new bird's bog on your first visit to her home

A floater like king kong's finger that won't flush in your newish bird's bog on your second visit to her home

Said girlfriend noticing you didn't have the decency to perform a Gentleman's wash for your first physical shenanigans

Being somewhere between Ron Jeremy and Usain Bolt on consumating those shenanigans

Meeting the 'new in-laws' for the first time and having the feeling they knew all of the above

**disclaimer, all this may or may not have happened to me as a young gun or someone like me but not actually me and thereby be a completely urban legend and not worthy of a second series

 

[Papa Shango]

Being punched in the goolies
Trump

That's basically my sex life these days.

 

[Papa Shango]

Rita Ora gig at Analfield supported by Jessie J and James Cordon doing some sort of warm up role.

You sure it wasn't James Corden warming up a sausage roll?

 

[Goodison87]

Being punched in the goolies
Trump
Knowing you’re gunna have to give up the cigs one of these days
Gettin’ old
I forget the last one

Did the last one sing “surprise, surprise” ?

 

[Tramps_mate]

Obviously yer ma goes without saying.

Name 5 things worse than having to watch them 2 manc knobheads live

Richard Ashcroft gig..

 

[Donegal blue]

Spending quality time with the In Laws, oh god! .

 

[arch stanton]

John Bishop
Mrs Browns Boys
James Corden
Benitez
Kenwright

BINGO - full house there pal

 

[Armaghtoffee]

….Mrs Eggs and I managing 2 of our grandchildren aged 3 and 1 whilst their parents go to Cardiff to see Oasis

You gotta roll with it.

 

[Daytripper]

Seafood

Hip hop/rap music

Social media ego maniac narcissists and phoney bootlickers

Drunk Getting off with a work colleague and being the gossip of the office

Having to use the bog straight after someone who reeks so bad it potentially kills plant life

 

[Moura39]

Sam Fender at St James Park

Tapas culture

Dubai deanos

Glastonbury weekenerz

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