5 things worse than an oasis Gig

[welshtoffee]

John Bishop
Mrs Browns Boys
James Corden
Benitez
Kenwright

The top 3 are just soul destroying

 

[tommye]

Michael Keane signing a new contract at Everton

 

[IllinoisBlue]

1. Having to suffer the opinions and bias of ex-Liverpool players after they retire and become media pundits.
2. Our fantastic 1980’s team not being allowed to compete in the European Cup because of their fans behaviour.
3. Billionaires.
4. Donald Trump and his entire cowardly MAGA movement.
5. Stubbing my toe on corner of the bed.

 

[Eggs]

….Mrs Eggs and I managing 2 of our grandchildren aged 3 and 1 whilst their parents go to Cardiff to see Oasis

 

[tommye]

….Mrs Eggs and I managing 2 of our grandchildren aged 3 and 1 whilst their parents go to Cardiff to see Oasis

 

[Blue 1]

1. Having your front teeth snapped in half with pincers.
2. Having your tongue cut down the middle with a pair of rusty tinsnips.
3. Paper cut on the bellend.
4. Being bummed by a horse.
5. Ligma.

 

[tommye]

Arguing with Joey over whether music and politics should/should not be bedfellows

 

[Rita_Poon]

Arguing with Joey over whether music and politics should/should not be bedfellows

 

[LostLegend]

Bloc Party’s Kele Okereke had them sussed out. “They claim to be inspired by the Beatles but, and this so saddens me, they have failed to grasp that the Beatles were about constant change and evolution. Oasis are repetitive Luddites."

 

[PhilM]

1. Having your front teeth snapped in half with pincers.
2. Having your tongue cut down the middle with a pair of rusty tinsnips.
3. Paper cut on the bellend.
4. Being bummed by a horse.
5. Ligma.

Number 3 wins on its own.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Wimbledon tennis
The Good Life TV
Rice pudding
Brighton
UEFA scum

 

[tommye]

Trawling through the vaults looking for the last time davek was right/positive about something

 

[tommye]

Number 3 wins on its own.

Number 4 is a winner every day of the week

 

[GrandOldTeam]

You're all just jealous.

Wondering over in a bit...





To play rugby, seemingly

 

[summerisle]

The Transfer Thread
Drizzle
My threads
The annual search and failure to sign a decent left/right back
Fans putting their time and energy into moaning at a plastic tunnel