Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
This is fresh ink.He carry’s on about him and his mates and their shenanigans as if they’re out on the bevy and up to no good every weekend when the reality is he lives in a massive house (constantly on about the size of his back garden), plays golf every weekend and has it about as rough as Prince Harry.
Also goes to watch Crystal Palace a bit and makes out he’s a low key hooligan, probably because he swore at an opposition player.
He leads a privileged life but makes out he’s from the the equivalent of 1980s bronx.
If he's a 'kin dunce, where's the big gaff and golf membership (& buddies) come from?
Is he the delegated member of staff that eventually broke it to you that your lynx africa was no longer cutting it?
There's something more here, my snidey sense is tingling.