Happy Birthday @Exeter_Gently ........




Just making a note of posters that HAVEN'T wished me a happy birthday today.

* Writes in notebook*

@maccavennie
@matty1878
@MikeH72
@Curtis
@Vintage

I wished you happy birthday for 37 consecutive minutes this morning, starting at 5.37am.

It was done telepathically but if your 5g mind wasn't in tune with mine, then the signal might not have got to you. Check back and see if you have a mental voicemail from me and if not, let me take this opportunity to wish you the greatest birthday of all time and have a Michael Keane on me 😀
 
I wished you happy birthday for 37 consecutive minutes this morning, starting at 5.37am.

It was done telepathically but if your 5g mind wasn't in tune with mine, then the signal might not have got to you. Check back and see if you have a mental voicemail from me and if not, let me take this opportunity to wish you the greatest birthday of all time and have a Michael Keane on me 😀
🤣🤣
 
Just making a note of posters that HAVEN'T wished me a happy birthday today.

* Writes in notebook*

@maccavennie
@matty1878
@MikeH72
@Curtis
@Vintage
Haha I apologize for the delay in acknowledging a truly sacred day , have a most joyful birthday In which you receive the greatest gift of all, your favorite Everton player Michael Keane is confirmed in staying for another year. But seriously I'm glad I got to have the privilege in meeting you in person and sharing more than a couple pints with a quality bloke and Evertonian like yourself.
 

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