Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm hearing that there are plans for a secondary event after each home match this season. Discussions are ongoing, but the tentative plan is as follows:
After Brighton: the defrocking of DCL
After Aston Villa: the ritual disembowelment of Michael Keane
After West Ham: Seamus Coleman reads a chapter from his autobiography: "Captain for Life: How The Chairman, "God Rest His Soul", Taught Me Everything I Know."
The club is confident these attractions will ensure orderly dispersal after each home game and assuage traffic concerns.
After Brighton: the defrocking of DCL
After Aston Villa: the ritual disembowelment of Michael Keane
After West Ham: Seamus Coleman reads a chapter from his autobiography: "Captain for Life: How The Chairman, "God Rest His Soul", Taught Me Everything I Know."
The club is confident these attractions will ensure orderly dispersal after each home game and assuage traffic concerns.