Day time telly. Endless adverts about funeral/ cremation plans. Especially that creepy Derek "there ever so friendly" For pity's sake!
Sorry bud.Today its everyone.
So err, this a new escort agency or what?Constantly being emailed/texted to review things.
'Let us know how we did! Fernando's Megadongs needs your feedback!!!'
Next email.
'Rate your Evri delivery!'
Well, he looked a bit flipping judgemental if I'm going to be honest which was a bit rich coming from a bloke called 'Sonik'.
My missus took 11 bags to the Lake District for a 6 day stay. I still cannot cope when that pops up in my head several years later.Why due so many female commuters need so much luggage for a day at work?
Woman opposite me today (regular on same train) every day she has a hand bag, a laptop case and another big tote or sometimes a large shopping bag for life stuffed to the gills with crap.
Of course non of can be put on the over head storage, it all has to be dumped anywhere but somewhere that is inconvenient to her.
Who dares challenge them?People put out their bins neatly by the kerb or neatly by their gate, hedge or wall, the binnies come along and just lash them everywhere, 3 doors down 4 doors down or in the middle of the pavement were nobody can pass. Just put them back where you found them it’s not hard.
Baptismal or printing?Fonts.
Case in point before emptying after emptying.People put out their bins neatly by the kerb or neatly by their gate, hedge or wall, the binnies come along and just lash them everywhere, 3 doors down 4 doors down or in the middle of the pavement were nobody can pass. Just put them back where you found them it’s not hard.
“How are we”White people with acoustic guitars at house parties
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