2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane


Ooh. No more actual arguments to raise, so you've resorted to name calling? That was fast, NNA? It's hot outside, though, so I'll forgive you for being a bit tetchy. Let's get it back on topic, Michael Keane should never play for us again, do you agree? He's rubbish, isn't he? You used to think so.
I just walked all tre way to Coop to get a cucumber for Mother in law dinner and sold out - dripping with sweat, annoyed and now have to rally around your madness!!

Yes, mate, he is awful but, its the least of our issues. If we had a full squad of ballers and big bucks in the bank I would think very differently about him even as 4th choice but, as that is not the case I am not going to lose sleep over it!

What I will put my house on is this: At some point this season, Keane comes on as a sub, costs us the game and you vault me before the whistle has even gone
 

Love Michael Keane. Every goal is gorgeous. I just wish he'd stop hanging his arm out there, flopping around like a dead fish just waiting for a hand ball. But there's no way in the world you're getting a player anywhere near him for anywhere near the money, and the money needs to be spent elsewhere.

The hate is just silly.
 
Love Michael Keane. Every goal is gorgeous. I just wish he'd stop hanging his arm out there, flopping around like a dead fish just waiting for a hand ball. But there's no way in the world you're getting a player anywhere near him for anywhere near the money, and the money needs to be spent elsewhere.

The hate is just silly.
BINGO
 
It cannot be handball, it didn’t hit my hand ref. It hit me here, see?

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The man, the myth, the legend.
King Micheal of Keane.
 

The timing of this talk of a new contract for Keane is intriguing, especially with the apparent collapse of any deal for Kenny Tete. If we are not going to be getting Tete, we could instead be looking at moving O'Brien back out to right-back for next season, which in turn could push Keane further up the pecking order at centre-back.

I know that won't excite anyone, but it is an alternative explanation for why we may be offering Keane a new contract.
 

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