Your Heart Sinks When Somebody Says They like ....

[Rugby Toffee]

Eastenders , Emmerdale , Coronation Street , well most television programmes really

 

[Alan Whittle]

@chrismpw I think we`ve found you a friend

Pretty sure that @chrismpw is a fan of Wetherspoons?

 

[Alan Whittle]

Do you just whittle your Alan then?

Plenty of likes, but they weren’t asked for. (“whittling” isn’t one of them).

 

[RufusCat]

Brexit / Nigel Farage / Reform

F1

Golf

You were doing well until you mentioned golf

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

I embrace and enjoy getting old, usually said by aging female celbs, just do one nobody in their right mind embraces and enjoys getting old. I’ve turned from a young fairly good looking young man with a full head of black hair, slim, who played all sports and went clubbing till all hours, into a tubby grey haired (what’s left of it) old man with a face like Albert Steptoe’s left ball sack. I enjoy and embrace getting old, my arse just do one.

 

[chrismpw]

Pretty sure that @chrismpw is a fan of Wetherspoons?

One particular one.

And I have no problem that there is a British chain that provides an affordable service to those who are broke. Its most refreshing in rip-off Britain

 

[daza_1973]

The Duckworth-Lewis-Stern method of deciding one day internationals.

 

[Walken]

...your accent...
Followed by chicken, can of coke...etc

Just anyone repeating your accent back to you and expecting you to respond as if they are oscar wilde

 

[summerisle]

To put India into bat.

 

[Alan Whittle]

One particular one.

And I have no problem that there is a British chain that provides an affordable service to those who are broke. Its most refreshing in rip-off Britain

Yes, I thought I remembered you posting something up about that.

 

[The Binman]

I embrace and enjoy getting old, usually said by aging female celbs, just do one nobody in their right mind embraces and enjoys getting old. I’ve turned from a young fairly good looking young man with a full head of black hair, slim, who played all sports and went clubbing till all hours, into a tubby grey haired (what’s left of it) old man with a face like Albert Steptoe’s left ball sack. I enjoy and embrace getting old, my arse just do one.

Is that called levelling up?!?

 

[KaiserEFC]

I embrace and enjoy getting old, usually said by aging female celbs, just do one nobody in their right mind embraces and enjoys getting old. I’ve turned from a young fairly good looking young man with a full head of black hair, slim, who played all sports and went clubbing till all hours, into a tubby grey haired (what’s left of it) old man with a face like Albert Steptoe’s left ball sack. I enjoy and embrace getting old, my arse just do one.

Always said by people with a net worth of seven figures, who’ve had so much work done they don’t resemble a human anymore and because they can afford people to cook their meals and tell them to exercise, they think they have the right to tell others how to live.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Budweiser, Coors, Miller...

You just like anything that'll get you buzzed via the toilet you call your mouth...KOFF!!

 

[Groucho]

The current worldwide rise of the right wing, far or not.