Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Jags forget to tie his laces
No way we're sending a scout when it's on the box for free.Everton’s head scout in attendance here
The budget has just stretched far enough to Manchester
Who? I'm not watching now, I'm watching The GoldCrying shame she's a raging Kopite
Fantastic one. At the other end, Paddy McGuinness is genuinely rubbish: I do better on my Wednesday or Thursday night game.Great tackle that from Bonucci
professional northerner, see also jane horrocks.Paddy is shocking.. he needs binning off.
So does the lad who just scored....Carlos Tevez waltez into Evertons first team
Tbh..he's a better goalie than 'comedian 'Paddy is shocking.. he needs binning off.