What really annoys you?



Electric bikes. They need regulation. They're a motor vehicle, end of story.

Some people on mobility scooters. Most people are fine, but we've got a whole new breed of pensioners these days. I've got an uncle who's a proper smack/crack fiend, he's nearly a pensioner. Makes me shudder when I think of the class and respect my grandparents and other old people of that generation had.

Anyway, back to the mobility scooters, I seen a fella going round the big roundabout in Seaforth/Litherland. Think it was about April, 9 o' clock in the morning, he had his top off and an open can of 'Super' lager. Couple of weeks later, I was in Marina Gardens, there was a fella in there on one, his back wheels had left the path, and a little ridge was stopping him from getting all 4 wheels back on the path. I went over to help him, he was pissed as a fart, as I pulled the scooter he pressed the go lever, and we both ended up sprawled on the floor soaked in the remnants of an open bottle of sherry. :rant: Ended up with a few bruises, but could have been worse. The really annoying thing was that I felt the need to have to explain to some middle aged women who watched it unfold that it absolutely wasn't my fault.
 
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Anyway, back to the mobility scooters, I seen a fella going round the big roundabout in Seaforth/Litherland. Think it was about April, 9 o' clock in the morning, he had his top off and an open can of 'Super' lager.
Both really vague and accurate at the same time. Bravo sir.

Unregulated electric vehicle of all type are indeed a menace though.
 
That ya'll call dumping your 💩 anywhere (littering, essentially) fly tipping but it's nothing to do with the fact it can attract flies, as a normal person may deduce through the standard Sherlock Homes method you have to employ with English "English"....obfuscatory [Poor language removed], as usual.

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That ya'll call dumping your 💩 anywhere (littering, essentially) fly tipping but it's nothing to do with the fact it can attract flies, as a normal person may deduce through the standard Sherlock Homes method you have to employ with English "English"....obfuscatory [Poor language removed], as usual.

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Stopped and made my stepdaughter get out my van a few weeks back to pick something up she'd thrown out the window.
She thought I was joking at first until I turned the engine off and told her we ain't moving until she's picked it up.

Told her she ever does it again and it'll be the last time she gets in it. 🤬
 

Stopped and made my stepdaughter get out my van a few weeks back to pick something up she'd thrown out the window.
She thought I was joking at first until I turned the engine off and told her we ain't moving until she's picked it up.

Told her she ever does it again and it'll be the last time she gets in it. 🤬

After 32 years I thought I could figure you characters out...I already knew what "going to the tip" meant but I was bamboozled yet again.... :rant:
 

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