Match Thread Newcastle 0-1 Everton, Sun, 25 May, 16.00

[Timbucktoo]

I don`t think we`ll be getting a result in this one, and I`d think a draw would be a very good result. As its the last game of the season in the week of the 40th anniversary of the Heysel disaster, would it be an idea to mark the anniversary with a minutes applause in the 39th minute and display a banner showing that at least one side of the city remembers that tragic event?

 

[Dymak]

If Newcastle don’t get CL, then I think it means that Villa or Forest, or maybe even both of them qualify instead. I’m not sure what’s worse from a competitive perspective, as we may well be competing with these sides for players in the summer, and for league positions next year.

 

[Evertonthat]

If Isak is fit, this could be a long afternoon for JOB and Keane.

Assuming Branthwaite will not play. Not fully convinced about JOB at centre back yet. I am fully convinced by Keggers though.

No Isak, 1-1

With Isak 3-1 Skunks

Would really love us to pop their champions league balloon.

I believe he's a major doubt and unlikely to play due to a groin injury. Also no Joelinton. Its fair to say they still have quality in that side though, and still need a win to guarantee CL. Would love to ruin their party, but our lot will have their flipflops on.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Looking forward to hearing the Jordan Pickford is Dynamite song being belted out for this

Jordan could have an incredible weekend if they win the playoff as well before we play!

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

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Smash the horse bothering bellends

That makes it look like he’s just floored Jordan before moving on the horse.

 

[barneygumble]

Thoughts @GrandOldTeam ?
Do we to set @chicoazul on to them?

Doesn't quite flow off the tongue.

 

[DanEFC92]

Not looking forward to this. Be a bit 'after the Lord mayor's show' I fear. Hope it's not a pasting.

 

[Yarrgh]

We'll go through them like a bone saw through a journalist in a Turkiah embassy.

My money is on Beto to deliver the knockout punch to the Geordie's horse.

They'll be blubbering in the Bigg Market after the weekend.

UTFT!

 

[Yarrgh]

Thoughts @GrandOldTeam ?
Do we to set @chicoazul on to them?

Doesn't quite flow off the tongue.

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I object. We have big scrotums - just ask our favourite mascot.

 

[anton66]

Unbearable fan base. Beat them and make them lose the CL spot.

 

[Benicetoourboys]

We’ve got nothing to play for, they have, we’ll probably get a bit of a kicking but I’m not really bothered.

Hate the feeling when we lose, always want us to win no matter what stage of the season it is.
COYB.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Pickford to score a "Tim Howard" goal in the last minute.

 

[Del-boy]

Think we will get hammered if I’m being honest. But to quote Kev, “I’d love it if we beat them, love it”. Especially if it stopped them getting champions league.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Thoughts @GrandOldTeam ?
Do we to set @chicoazul on to them?

Doesn't quite flow off the tongue.

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@chicoazul I hope you are writing a nice, polite and complimentary match preview.

 

[uglykidjoe1982]

I object. We have big scrotums - just ask our favourite mascot.

We have Big, upside down scrotums. With eyes on. And stubble. And clown feet.