Welcome to GoT, the digital madhouse proudly (and sometimes reluctantly) supporting Everton Football Club.
Here you’ll find Everton’s premier fans forum, where optimism goes to die, and logic takes a long holiday. Our members include a wide range of contributors, from part-time philosophers and full-time moaners, to tactical masterminds whose qualifications include watching Match of the Day once and shouting at pigeons in the park.
Enjoy binary posturing, where every issue is either the end of the world or the start of a glorious revolution – there is no middle ground. One moment you’re calling for the manager to be knighted, the next you’re demanding he’s launched into the Mersey in a wheelie bin.
You’ll also find a seemingly endless supply of unqualified experts in everything from finance (“I read a tweet once, trust me”), to player fitness (“He looks knackered – I should know, I ran for a bus in 2006”).
And of course, no GoT experience would be complete without our trademark disdain for all things Everton-related – the only fanbase where hating your own club is a core bonding activity. From the owners to the kit man to the seagulls at Finch Farm, no one is safe.