2024/25 Michael Vincent Keane

He is nowhere near our worst ever signings (That says more about us than it does him).

We have spent similar amounts on players who did absolutely nothing for us. Keane has at least gave us a few moments and has generally been available.

Still crap of course.

Eight years of his wages says different.

If you work out what that equates too, he’s easily our worst signing.

Millions and millions down the toilet for a barely championship level striker.
 


I think he'll either be playing for Everton or Burnley next season. Would love to see him get a £20m-a-year gig at Al Nassr alongside Ronaldo though.
 

what is it with Everton fans and the lovin for absolutely awful players, "Let's give Keane another contract " 🤔

He will play on Sunday due to Moyes falling for thinking he can do a job and he played well last game v Fulham, but that's what Keane does 1 good game then 5 bad ones.

Last ever game at Goodison Park and Keane messes it up, but hey lets give him a new contract because he is a nice chap.

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what is it with Everton fans and the lovin for absolutely awful players, "Let's give Keane another contract " 🤔

He will play on Sunday due to Moyes falling for thinking he can do a job and he played well last game v Fulham, but that's what Keane does 1 good game then 5 bad ones.

Last ever game at Goodison Park and Keane messes it up, but hey lets give him a new contract because he is a nice chap.

Everton That

I think they are saying on reduced terms and 4th choice and keeping our money for other positions.
 
what is it with Everton fans and the lovin for absolutely awful players, "Let's give Keane another contract " 🤔

He will play on Sunday due to Moyes falling for thinking he can do a job and he played well last game v Fulham, but that's what Keane does 1 good game then 5 bad ones.

Last ever game at Goodison Park and Keane messes it up, but hey lets give him a new contract because he is a nice chap.

Everton That
It depends what our budget is and what the options are really. In an ideal world I wouldn’t want Keane anywhere near the squad, but if the choice is effectively keep him or let him go on a free and replace him with another version of him then it’s not as straightforward as we might like to claim it is.
 
what is it with Everton fans and the lovin for absolutely awful players, "Let's give Keane another contract " 🤔

He will play on Sunday due to Moyes falling for thinking he can do a job and he played well last game v Fulham, but that's what Keane does 1 good game then 5 bad ones.

Last ever game at Goodison Park and Keane messes it up, but hey lets give him a new contract because he is a nice chap.

Everton That
He will play on Sunday because we only have 2 for CBs. Thats the only reason.
 

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