The Oldies Thread

[Cels]

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[Littlesue]

Anyone owning up to wearing anything like this?

 

[magicjuan]

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Even the tiniest fragment of skin would make me baulk, though my brother would eat it all.
Made some a few weeks back proper trip down memory lane

 

[Caolam]

I’ll be 70 in a couple of weeks, still got my hair and most of my teeth, still work but partially retired, I do a three day week. I cleaned out my shed yesterday and threw away a lot of stuff I won’t be needing anymore but kept my football boots just in case a team is short a combative midfielder with a poor first touch.

 

[Eggs]

…..after a bout of nasty C-Diff last summer, problems continued and I was sent for a colonoscopy a few months ago following negative poop samples. The procedure is fine but the outcome is a concern. Fortunately for me, my bowel was nice a clear.

I’ve just had the results back from the standard NHS poop test, relieved to discover that also clear but it is worth doing these at our age. If you’re invited for the poop test, then do it.

 

[goldfinchmule]

…..after a bout of nasty C-Diff last summer, problems continued and I was sent for a colonoscopy a few months ago following negative poop samples. The procedure is fine but the outcome is a concern. Fortunately for me, my bowel was nice a clear.

I’ve just had the results back from the standard NHS poop test, relieved to discover that also clear but it is worth doing these at our age. If you’re invited for the poop test, then do it.

Just sent mine off a couple of days ago,wont go into too much detail but when the log was layed into 5yrd of toilet roll wrapped round my hand to do the deed,i popped it into the toilet bowl without looking round and sat back down,it never made it to the water,it was on the seat.excellent start to the day...maybe i did go into too much detail.

 

[summerisle]

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I've just made some jelly and blancmange for tomorrow - I'm gradually regressing to childhood.

 

[tonyhorne]

Even the tiniest fragment of skin would make me baulk,

 

[tonyhorne]

I’ve just had the results back from the standard NHS poop test, relieved to discover that also clear but it is worth doing these at our age. If you’re invited for the poop test, then do it.

I agree. I had the total joy of having a camera shoved up me jacksy. Even the doctor was laughing at how unenthusiastic I was looking prior to the procedure.

Worth it ...

 

[degsy]

Even the tiniest fragment of skin would make me baulk

This
everybody else seemed to rave over the skin, so my refusal to eat the stuff only received a cursory parental whinge...and one of the other perverted skin lovers would step in to stall the argument...'well if he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it - give it here.'

though my brother would eat it all.
Made some a few weeks back proper trip down memory lane

 

[Littlesue]

…..after a bout of nasty C-Diff last summer, problems continued and I was sent for a colonoscopy a few months ago following negative poop samples. The procedure is fine but the outcome is a concern. Fortunately for me, my bowel was nice a clear.

I’ve just had the results back from the standard NHS poop test, relieved to discover that also clear but it is worth doing these at our age. If you’re invited for the poop test, then do it.

It's the only thing I can't do, I got a phobia of poo

 

[degsy]

…..after a bout of nasty C-Diff last summer, problems continued and I was sent for a colonoscopy a few months ago following negative poop samples. The procedure is fine but the outcome is a concern. Fortunately for me, my bowel was nice a clear.

I’ve just had the results back from the standard NHS poop test, relieved to discover that also clear but it is worth doing these at our age. If you’re invited for the poop test, then do it.

Been there, done that, drank that orange gloop they give you.
After they even gave me a copy on a dvd - that went right in the bin

 

[Eggs]

It's the only thing I can't do, I got a phobia of poo

….never thought of that but I dare say others will be similar and it’s not the type of thing you would ask somebody to do for you

 

[RufusCat]

It's the only thing I can't do, I got a phobia of poo

Better to conquer that phobia than the alternative

 

[summerisle]