Match Thread Chelsea vs Everton - Saturday 26th April 12:30

[TrailerTrash]

Passing is poor.

 

[PhilM]

not won in the league here since 1994

Our record in the capital is abysmal: we have won one at Arsenal (Highbury and Emirates) since 1996; the record at WHL/NWHL isn't much better.

 

[Quadvod]

None of the front three have held the ball up once yet

 

[mahermi1]

The difference in quality between the two teams is staggering at times, if only we had a couple of Hotels to sell ourselves, to improve that.

 

[dachshund]

Get Bainesy on. Reckon he'd put in a better shift than Myko today

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Really poor start this
We only have Garner and Ndiaye who can pass and move well yet we’re trying to knock it around when we get it…
Put on Alcaraz and McNeil if we’re gonna try and play

 

[Tigger]

Joe Cole is a balloon, one of our best defenders? Ffs what happened to impartial commentary

 

[GoldenToffee]

Passing is poor.

Players are poor.

 

[Khalekan]

Passing is poor.

As per.

 

[Amw79]

All look half asleep here.

 

[Zatara]

Absolutely nothing from an attacking standpoint.

 

[Rita_Poon]

robbie williams? guns n roses? chris brown? entertainment? sounds like a roster of torture in one of stalins gulags. No 'kin thanks!

 

[TGW89]

Matter of time. On the beach. All about next season.... etc

To make the inevitable easier, take a shot of rum every time you hear "Fletch".

Have a defibrilator and a stomach pump on standby.

 

[maccavennie]

Just sounds like the usual Everton away at Chelsea of doing absolutely nothing but defend and hope for the best.

 

[jaycee]

I'm going to change channels , I can't listen to Joe Coles multiple orgasms any longer