Russell Brand: charged with sex crimes

[marnie]

Awaits The Acne Girl Katy to make her statement.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Not a massive shock he’s been accused of something like this is it?

Now if it turned out that he had secretly been a Mario 64 speed runner all this time and hadn’t told anyone, THAT would have been a shocking revelation “Oh I just did a jumpy-wumpy on a goomba. Aren’t I so floral this evening madam!”

 

[BlueInNZ]

I'm really proud of myself that I saw him as a creepy colossally unfunny tosser from the off. I got shouted down a lot at the time, but hey.

I'm with you on that, although it took me a while to realise that whenever I read about him for some reason Russell Harty kept coming to mind. Then I saw his Pic or a short video and thought he came across as an obnoxious creep.

Anyway. What do you can a man who's struggling to open a packet of crisps ? ...

Russell

Maybe not that funny but it's a whole lot funnier than anything this (alleged) nonce has ever done.

 

[Moomin]

@dylsexicbleu get in here and defend your boy.

 

[arch stanton]

I'm with you on that, although it took me a while to realise that whenever I read about him for some reason Russell Harty kept coming to mind. Then I saw his Pic or a short video and thought he came across as an obnoxious creep.

Anyway. What do you can a man who's struggling to open a packet of crisps ? ...

Russell

Maybe not that funny but it's a whole lot funnier than anything this (alleged) nonce has ever done.

never got what people saw in him, an unfunny creep. He was called out a few years ago by Katherine Ryan. Will be pleasing to see the beast do some serious gaol.

 

[ste d' indica]

I wonder if his defence lawyer will go with holliday's "a bohemian lad being a bit liberal with his willly" plea.
Slam dunk that I reckon.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I wonder if his defence lawyer will go with holliday's "a bohemian lad being a bit liberal with his willly" plea.
Slam dunk that I reckon.

he's put an update out today and utilized his ~ turning to jesus and then to look into his (russells) innocent eyes for proof. Everything was consensual apparently, I wonder what that (bbc) driver picking that school girl up from the school gate and dropping her at his shag pad has to say...

 

[Blue 1]

I'm really proud of myself that I saw him as a creepy colossally unfunny tosser from the off. I got shouted down a lot at the time, but hey.

Same. Found him insufferable from the first time I saw him.

Turned out I was entirely right about him. He (suppose I need to say allegedly now) assaulted a friend of my ex in the mid-2000s. I will be following these proceedings closely.

 

[gianthogweed]

He can afford a good lawyer who will destroy she said this she said that from 25 years ago

 

[blulouie]

Absolute Wrong un.

Hope he gets bummed senseless.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Sometimes a book is its cover.

 

[Yarrgh]

He can afford a good lawyer who will destroy she said this she said that from 25 years ago

Yep. Pretty much.

Unless he gets our super silk, in which case he's going to leave a gaping knob shaped gap in the grifting outrage podcast market.

 

[Buckers]

Found it hilarious him trying to get in bed with the Roganite Trumpy Musky crew, Tate is at it in Florida at the moment. Fly to America and get protected by the anti-woke brigade.

If it’s all true which I don’t doubt really hope he gets jail time.

 

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Bryan+]

I could have absolutely sworn he was as already a well known noncer