Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Joey66]

Jesus Christ, can't believe how unbelievably dull Carragher is.

He's got 95 minutes of total football ahead too

 

[Vintage]

Dele clearly didn't even know until about 15 minutes ago that the Arsenal-Villa game even happened

He's just staring at the big screen hoping they don't ask him anything. Like a child at school that didn't do their homework

 

[matty1878]

FIGHT EVERTON WE NEED SOMETHING

FIGHT FOR OUR FANS THERYE

FIGHT FIGHT

COYB - FIGHT

 

[Del-boy]

Deli spent more time in the Sky studio than he has on the pitch for us in 18 months.

 

[Baileys perm]

Why don't you edge your bets

Done a cheeky deuce on
doucoure 1st goal 1-1 43-1
Doucoure 1st goal 1-0 47-1

 

[TyphooToffee]

He's got 95 minutes of total football ahead too

At least I won't have to listen to him here - I think

 

[nsno-chris]

Gonna put that 70’s Dutch team to shame tonight

Pure total football from minute 1

 

[Bristol Blue]

Gana waking up injured. Even sleeping isn’t safe

 

[TyphooToffee]

Done a cheeky deuce on
doucoure 1st goal 1-1 43-1
Doucoure 1st goal 1-0 47-1

Hope your 47-1 comes in

 

[DanEFC92]

Can't find a good little river. Any help?

 

[Clarky cat]

The bus pass axis on the right. Lord have mercy

 

[DualityNSNO]

Don’t be daft, he might try and cross the halfway line.

Yes he was decent against him, but I don’t think Dyche cares about minor details like that. We need experience at this stage of the season. (Though sadly their experience is more war-time rationing than defending these days).

That explains why this was also his narrative since day 0 - it was just the stage of the season.

 

[Bristol Blue]

Jesus Christ, can't believe how unbelievably dull Carragher is.

Wait till you have to listen to Andy hinchcliffe for the next 90mins

 

[NathDogg]

Jesus Christ, can't believe how unbelievably dull Carragher is.

Not fair that mate, he’s feeling a little down after the weekend.

 

[Vintage]

Gana waking up injured. Even sleeping isn’t safe

Woke up to a tight calf. Nothing worse than having a pet that won't pay it's way