Chat GPT best ever Everton team

[Shibbywiggles]

Would take any one of those three right now tbf. Be a quantum leap on what we have currently.

Mate, Osman, who was the whipping boy of that era (a little unfairly because he was put on RW a lot) would be our best creative player and our best finisher by a mile.

We didn’t know how good we had it

 

[smileychap]

The Pienaar thing is the AI giveaway - both because he's in the greatest team at all - and because he got "Peanuts" a lot more than "Schillo." Can't say I ever heard Evertonians call him that.

Otherwise, not bad.

Lineker missing, odd.

 

[Yarrgh]

Lineker missing, odd.

He only played a season though, albeit a very, very good one. If he'd played several seasons at the same standard I am sure he'd be a shoe in.

 

[chrismpw]

Sheedy all day every day over Pienaar. I'd shoehorn Reid into that midfield somewhere ... but maybe with Ball there he's not needed so much.

 

[the golden visionary]

ShoiteGP made this one

Bobby Mimms
Pistone
Kuldrup
Alcaraz
Naismith
Beagrie
Tompson
Ward
Straq
Beto
Harrison

 

[peteblue]

Ray Wilson missing…crap GPT…….

 

[Rita_Poon]

How isn't good times bill in the Makalele position? The original destroyer of worlds....

 

[Bluebonic]

I understand that not everybody saw them, but EVERY best Everton team has to have Harvey Ball and Kendall as the midfield. They will simply never be bettered, the perfect combination of skill, aggression, work rate and all three shared a telepathic understanding. Leaving those three out is like leaving Dixie or big Nev out, madness!

 

[evertony]

ShoiteGP made this one

Bobby Mimms
Pistone
Kuldrup
Alcaraz
Naismith
Beagrie
Tompson
Ward
Straq
Beto
Harrison

Naismith? Behave - he was a cracking little squad player who never let us down.
There’s literally hundreds worse than that lot.

 

[Nymzee]

Naismith? Behave - he was a cracking little squad player who never let us down.
There’s literally hundreds worse than that lot.

I think it was meant to be Gary Naysmith looking at his position in the lineup.

 

[allen]

I understand that not everybody saw them, but EVERY best Everton team has to have Harvey Ball and Kendall as the midfield. They will simply never be bettered, the perfect combination of skill, aggression, work rate and all three shared a telepathic understanding. Leaving those three out is like leaving Dixie or big Nev out, madness!

In fairness, the team in the opening post only left out Harvey of the three.

I thought that showed a modicum of intelligence, in that it clearly recognised the importance of the Holy Trinity (as anyone would researching Everton), but made a decision not to include the least-heralded of the three - for whatever reason.

 

[evertony]

I think it was meant to be Gary Naysmith looking at his position in the lineup.

Ah, my apologies

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Goalkeeper:

1. Neville Southall - Renowned as one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, Southall was a key figure for Everton during the 1980s and 1990s, winning numerous domestic and European honors.

Defenders:2. Brian Labone (Captain) - A one-club man, Labone was a legendary Everton defender known for his leadership, loyalty, and tough tackling.

1. Leighton Baines - Widely regarded as one of the best left-backs in Everton's history, Baines was known for his attacking prowess and set-piece ability.
2. Kevin Ratcliffe - Another former captain, Ratcliffe was a rock-solid defender who led Everton to success in the 1980s, including two league titles and an FA Cup.
3. Gary Stevens - A versatile defender who excelled at both right-back and center-back, Stevens played a key role in Everton's success during the 1980s.

Midfielders:6. Alan Ball - A World Cup winner with England, Ball was a dynamic and energetic midfielder who played a crucial role in Everton's FA Cup and league title triumphs in the 1960s and 1970s.

1. Howard Kendall - A true Everton legend, Kendall was a classy midfielder who not only starred as a player but also enjoyed immense success as a manager, guiding Everton to their greatest era of success in the 1980s.
2. Trevor Steven - A skillful winger known for his pace and crossing ability, Steven was a key creative force for Everton during the 1980s.
3. Steven Pienaar - Affectionately known as "Schillo," Pienaar was a fan favorite known for his tireless work rate, dribbling skills, and creativity on the wing.

Forwards:10. Dixie Dean - Widely regarded as Everton's greatest-ever striker, Dean was a prolific goal scorer who set numerous records, including scoring 60 league goals in a single season.

1. Bob Latchford - Another prolific striker in Everton's history, Latchford scored over 100 league goals for the club and was a key player during the 1970s.

Manager:Harry Catterick - The longest-serving and most successful manager in Everton's history, Catterick led the club to their first league title in 24 years and FA Cup glory during the 1960s.

This lineup represents a blend of players from different eras who have left an indelible mark on Everton Football Club through their skill, dedication, and success.

Yes apart from Pienaar

 

[Tel001]

He only played a season though, albeit a very, very good one. If he'd played several seasons at the same standard I am sure he'd be a shoe in.

As a combination in their pomp lineker and Beardsley would be hard to beat .

 

[Yarrgh]

As a combination in their pomp lineker and Beardsley would be hard to beat .

A cracking player.

I think he'd be wasted in this squad under Dyche. It would be like putting a ferrari into a Demolition Derby.