Summer transfer window 2023

[Noisy noise annoys]

Incredible how wrong this is

Written by Myers himself!

 

[Villa_Fan]

Most of our academy players want to jump ship themselves. Don't know why this lad wouldn't feel the same

Surely 23 is past the academy level and he would be purchased for the first team. I can understand an academy player wanting to leave if 1st team opportunities are not there. Look at City and the players they lost over the last few years that have gone on to be worth huge money, it is very difficult to keep academy players if they are not offered 1st team football

 

[davids]

In fairness an academy player and a near 23 year old is a massive difference. If this lad isn't confident enough to move to the PL at that age then he'll likely never be up to the level.

We have to keep in mind our alleged interest and his alleged preference for Bologna is nothing more than social media rumour.

 

[Goat]

It's a polite way of saying he doesn't want to play for a club that has battled relegation for the past two seasons and has the fans throwing tantrums like teenage girls.

It's taken us nearly a week to convince some 19 year old to come and earn 10 times his current wage.

Utter basket case of a club.

Incredible how wrong this is

I can't even.

 

[Connor]

It's taken us nearly a week to convince some 19 year old to come and earn 10 times his current wage.

Utter basket case of a club.

I can't even.

Goat I am crying here

Some of them foreign lads aren't even real journalists

 

[Moomin]

Goat I am crying here

Some of them foreign lads aren't even real journalists

Phil McNulty is Tier 1 but BBC sport is Tier 3

 

[Connor]

Phil McNulty is Tier 1 but BBC sport is Tier 3

A lad who uses google translate to aggregate foreign rumors for SportWitness is in Tier 2!

 

[GoldenToffee]

ffs you can’t “shift” unless you ripped up there contracts of each one and it would cost a fortune

There will be takers for Holgate, Keane, Godfrey Iwobi and Maupay if you're creative enough. Use them as leverage in deals where we're interested in a player from the buying club, offer to put up x% for the player's wage, get the players ostracised from the rest of the squad and training with the under 12s and tell them they need to leave if they want to continue their career.

Seems young Kev is simply waiting for a mysterious club to come knocking at our door waving £15m at us for our poo players.

 

[DanEFC92]

Incredible how wrong this is

How are BBC Sport and Sky Sports even included? Surely they mostly just announce when deals are done?

 

[DanEFC92]

Evertonfc.com - Tier 2

 

[Goat]

Goat I am crying here

Some of them foreign lads aren't even real journalists

I actually replied to the tweet, but its clearly a parody so I just deleted my tweet and blocked the source.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

That index is why so many people lose their mind!

 

[RomanReigns]

Incredible how wrong this is

if there was a scouting tier list i would be in tier 1

 

[Villa_Fan]

How are BBC Sport and Sky Sports even included? Surely they mostly just announce when deals are done?

Same as Romano and he is listed a tier 1

 

[Villa_Fan]

Incredible how wrong this is

That list was written by the type of person Oscar Wilde was thinking about when he wrote 'irony is wasted on the stupid'