I think it would be much more fun to watch the drunk games. For each competitor, before every event you need to do X tequila shots based on your body weight. The cycling crashes, the vomit in the pool, the archery...
Having a drugged-up Olympics is a great idea, but they are doing it all wrong.
No one wants to see normal events where people trim a bit of time off world records, I want to see Javelin on ketamine, Archery on shrooms and so on.
Ach, I know. I just feel bad for the wee lad and I feel bad enough without him being plastered (exaggeration, I know) across the internet. Certainly not going to fall out over it.