You must have a massive penis to be this much of a lad.
Sorry I got that wrong. You must be a massive penis to be this sad. Enjoy reading Joey Barton’s tweets you absolute bell
Lucy Bronze’s middle name is literally Tough. Not like how people say “my middle name is Danger”, her’s is actually Tough. Certainly proved that if she’s gone through that entire tournament with a fractured tibia
Absolutely brilliant stuff. Can't say I follow much Womens football but an exceptional achievement all round.
And, hell, the country/world is a miserable enough place at the moment, the more stuff like this the better and they deserve all the...
Amazing. Our daughter, who goes to football lessons every Tuesday, enraptured.
Did they ride their luck at times? Yes. Were some tactical decisions earlier in the tournament misjudged and too slowly rectified? Yes. Does it matter? No; most...