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    We need to talk about Wales....

    Anyone going to Aberdaron when the weather's a bit lively should pop into the Ty Newydd pub / restaurant right on the water's edge. Have a coffee out the back where the sea smashes against the back of the building's balcony area, a place for the soul to rest for a while and forget about life's...
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    Everton 0-3 Bournemouth. Sat July 26th. 9 Pm.

    Me too mate. I thought we were passing it and moving well in the first half. Encouraged by Tim, Illy and Beto especially. Unfortunately when we looked less offensive as we tired in the second half Bournemouth got more opportunities to get at our back 'line' and our frailties were there for all...
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    Everton Ticketing Changes

    We'll probably end up with an undercooked omelette.
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    Match Thread Blackburn 1-0 Everton. Sat July 19th 3pm.

    I'll be happy just with a bit of shelter after Tuesday.
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    minor things that make you fume

    Their hard drive
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    The Dead Thread

    He's done something worthwhile at last.
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    Nicknames for random strangers

    We used to have a postman in the 1980's who used to deliver the post in our street by number, crossing the road back and forth rather than doing the odd numbers on one side first and then going down the other side to do the evens. My dad used to call him 'Zig-Zag'.
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    The Dead Thread

    I remember when we were in school, after the Brighton bombing, there was a joke going round- "How do you know Norman Tebbit's a fast reader?" "He went through three storeys in two seconds."
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    New Kits 25/26

    Looks like it's blinking with one eye and a bit down in the dumps.
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    New Everton Stadium - Hill Dickinson Stadium

    Or just a cheeky opportunity to brag you've got a 4 bedroom house. 😉
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    Diogo Jota

    A terrible loss of two young lives. Diogo Jota was one of those players you'd dread see warming up against you during a tight game, always capable of turning a match. Thoughts are with their family. RIP.
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    New Everton Stadium - Hill Dickinson Stadium

    Those legs look like the ones on the trolleys the undertakers roll the coffins on.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    DiabolicAl: The Everton Transfer Show
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    Everton Lookalikes

    I know this one, it's a spot the difference isn't it? One is a socially uncomfortable comedic oddball whose efforts come perilously close to destroying something beloved by many, and defies the attempts of others to lead him onto the right path. The other is The Grinch
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    2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    "No Song For Dom"! We used to have one, I think it was based on a song in the little Dennis Waterman sketch in Little Britain where he used to "Write the feme tune, sing the feme tune" etc, anyway, it was "Dominic Calvert Lewin...Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo....He doesn't know what he's doin'.... Doo...
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