Recent content by Voodoo Billy

Like everything, they don't squirt like they used to as the years pass.

Still harping on about it on Sky Sports with the thoroughly annoying Daragh 'If I was a cake I'd cover myself in whipped cream and eat myself' MacAnthony, I mean it's on mute as I can't even listen to the smug get, but they're definitely going on about Isaac 'cos his photo's in the background.

If karma is a thing it will be epic.

May he RIP, 'Stand By Me' is an absolute masterpiece, time for another watch methinks.

And it's funny how their weird fanbase will now view squeezing above us in the league as somehow signifying success even after they spent the equivalent of a small country's GDP on players over the summer.

from circus to freakshow

Slow down people, give me a chance to put the kettle on and fill my crisps bowl. :coffee:

Got a text about an hour before delivery from dpd.

Mine arrived today, they're the plastic seats and are ours as they have the numbers on the underside. Nicely boxed and presented as well, fair play.

They really believe their 'This means more' slogan don't they.

Worth every penny

It's just another Manic Monday

That was a meltdown of Keegan proportions. It's so entertaining when someone's mouth works at such a quicker pace than their brain.

To quote the great Withnail, "Just think of it with bacon across its back!"

He should try shooting practice against something that's so large that even he'd be uncapable of missing in order to build his confidence. Maybe Van Dijk's enormous twirking butt-cheeks?