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Lads, just wanted to share a quick breakdown of how football transfers work nowadays — from a purely legal and contractual perspective. Our club identifies a promising player. Let’s call him “Jean-Kevin Postponé.” His agent, informs us that his...

Bloody hell these Home Bargains glasses are crap, could have sworn that said 'porno'!

Good luck to the lad wherever he goes. I don't wish him any ill will but the time had come to part ways. He gave us some good moments but it had become clear a while ago that he was no longer capable of being our number one striker on anything...

Loving the Bayern Munich Santa Claus outfits with integrated beards.

Rushie and Aldridge?

Step by step guide ;) - Your Everton Ticketing Network is designed to make it easy for you to purchase tickets online on behalf of your friends & family. Once you have created your Everton Network you can easily allocate tickets that are in...

Though these days he's more likely to be hearing the phrase "Allo, Allo, Allo" followed by "what's all this then?"

Joey Barton speaks French as good as the cast of Allo Allo

That sounds simple enough, cheers.

Am I right that ST holders who aren't able to get to a match will have to sell their ticket back through the club for members to buy? Or will it be possible to sell/give the ticket to someone you know as long as they are members? So much easier...

Scouse not Madrilenians

Was hoping they would qualify for the champs league for a time, just to pee off the scab6, but they’re owner is acting just as scabby now. The fat turd kicking off at nuno on the pitch was also a total joke.

Can't wait to see hordes of Norwegians in Liverpool next season in their freshly printed 'Scouse not Spanish' t-shirts.

Place stinks of piss anyway, any leakage from those two wrinkly old gits would probably go unnoticed.

It'll be a revelation in the young man's life if he has the medical and finally discovers after 22 years that he's actually asthmatic.