No, you're actually not that far off, mate.
Knowing that lot, there have been a far amount of cardboard cutouts/blow-up dolls with Salah's face attached to it that have been, ummm, violently violated since they won the league.
Come on Sunderland. I've nothing against Sheffield Utd myself, their away fans were class at Goodison at the end of last season, but I'd love the Black Cats to do this for little Bradley - I think he gave us and Sunderland something which will...