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Surely City and Chelsea will be relegated to League One for their breaches of the same rules now that precedent is set. *holds breath*

Pickford Myko Tarks Coady Patterson Onana Iwobi Gray Maupay Gordon DCL Begovic, Godfrey, Mina, Coleman, Davies, Gana, Simms, Cannon, McNeil. No sense in keeping the same XI. Its not like they're about to go on a run of form. Half decent bench for the championship.

Does Ten Hag leave Ronaldo benched out of respect for this one?

It just gets worse each minute we play. It's like theyve never played the game before. We would struggle to compete in a u10 league playing like this.

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Zidane

Among the worst performances of the last decade. Not even basic skills were present. Complete lack of effort, passing, movement, communication, awareness and skill. Pathetic. McGoldrick was made to look like Messi.

When was the last time we played 3 consecutive matches against opposition in claret and blue?

Señor Vidrio will be fit once all humptey Dumpty's men...

Have we been banned from playing on weekends?

First We're getting slaughtered.

Excruciatingly mercurial.

Maybe the international break is a good time for an ayahuasca retreat in new mexico. Can't hurt.

His lack of work rate today was unacceptable. His touch was poor and he never made runs into useful space. For the first time, he was less noticeable on the pitch than Gylfi.

I'm struggling to get my head around the complete lack of effort in the last three matches. It's not just that we play poorly, but that it all seems to stem from laziness. We're not starting matches with intensity, and by 30 minutes quick touches vanish and we play ploddingly and sideways...