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FA Cup Final 1986, one nil up at halftime only to capitulate in the second half. Cheery lot aren't we !

The great entertainers - Canon and Ball and the Chuckle Bros at the back defending

We need to replace the GK and recruit a dogs arse of a Defender who knows how to Defend. Scott Dann, Ryan Shawcross or someone of that ilk, Stones can be the Rolls Royce but we need a dirty, no nonsense ruthless [Poor language removed] at the back who can gee up the team, Marshall the defence and find row Z or...

Moyes was castigated for unswerving loyalty to his favourites, Martinez seems to have taken such loyalty to another level all together. Howard, Barry and Kone get a shoe in every week, whilst the likes of Mirallas, Besic and Robles are left kicking their heels on the bench. If Martinez does...

Ello Dave, I am Spartacus, your post stinks more than the bogs in the lower glady

All of the new stadiums built over the past 20 odd years are boring, soulless edifices. The Emirates might turn huge gazillions in profits but Arsenal haven't won the title since they have been there and as far as I'm concerned the board at Arsenal are happy with a perennial 4 th place finish...

Throw in Eva Caneiro and fifty million big ones and he's all yours Jose

kanchelskis had a glove box full of stolen Ladbrokes pens......now there's a cautionary tale for young Yarmakenko....keep away from the betting shop on the corner of the glady....

Sack the lot of them, they've all been by and large shiiiiiiiiiite all season

As soon as Tim starts to think seriously about a career change and help his old mate Sylvain with those 3am starts down at Harrison's dairy on the milk float the better in my opinion.

Besic howling at the moon like a rabid wolf at the prospect of smashing Stevie Me early doors.

Shelvey charged by the FA whilst Sterling the bum bandit waltzes away without impunity

Best back up keeper we ever had was Espen Baardsen, played once and conceded four. Was like Katie Price / Littlewoods catalogue - went down in installments.

Eto'o is the problem, that is something that I agree on. I reckon Samuel has brought his Barca swag in, medals, shirts, that square of grass from the Nou Camp and Roberto has gone all star struck. Eto'o has far too much influence on proceedings at the moment and him elbowing Garbutt out of the...

As soon as Distin signs his next contract with Harrison's the better