The abridged version:
"I was in a car. The police pulled me over and put me over the bonnet, thinking I was my totally legitimate friend."
"I had my car robbed from bellefield. My totally legitimate friends got it back for me within a few...
He also says towards the end of the book that he had no idea his mates were all gangsters, but the book is full of stories of how his mates are all gangsters.
mrs
browns
boys
singlehandedly destroyed all the good will Father Ted had endeared. There's some bad people around, and they are watching awful comedy* tv.