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Everton fans: stop doing deals with dodgy foreign firms. Everton sign a big deal with a Liverpool-based law firm Everton fans: where's the dodgy foreign firm?

A UK law firm is technically a step up from dodgy African and australian betting companies, to be fair.

To be fair, they are pretty big as a law firm.

Was expecting the preparation H stadium or Tampax maxi pad arena, so hill Dickinson is not so bad.

Gylfi Hide yo kids!

Your mum Sorry, couldn't resist it. Feel so immature now :lol:

After scoring the own goal which consigned us to defeat against Southampton in our final game at goodison park. If that isn't peak Everton, I don't know what is.

It's not a tent. It will be pretty solid and have heating. There's a big marquee at allerton golf and it is pretty comfortable all year round.

Well, there's my Friday morning wank sorted.

What's the female equivalent of a floppy park end da?

Would be a fitting end if Southampton beat us.

I hope Neville Southall manages to get on the mic. Any hope of a sterile BBC sendoff will go out the window.

He well smells the gusset of his y-fronts after he takes them off.

Definitely felt like the bottom of the pit that we'd fallen into. When evertonians are convincing themselves that he's the best we can hope for, you know it's bad. Feels like we are heading upwards again so he can be consigned to the history...

Get on the lemo the night before. You may as well go all in on the goodison experience for the last time.