Fred the weather man, wasn't it?
I seem to remember he was pissed on a twitter space ages ago and talked about a journalist outside his house asking him if they were lovers.
I reckon over the past 20yrs I've probably worked in roughly 4000 different houses/offices etc, in Liverpool and the greater north west, and I'm guessing I've left a KAGS scrawled on at least 20% of them.
On the backs of kitchen units, under...
In 2000 years, if humanity is still around, archaeologists will unearth said writings and marvel at how kopites were, still are, and always will be gobshites.