Joes a bit busy at the minute but has just sent me this
Happy Birthday Weed
Happy Birthday Jersey
Happy Birthday Ozempic
Happy Birthday Goats
Happy Birthday Pineapple
He was quite keen to emphasise that anyone using ozempic is a slobbering fat...
I know, I was serious but I know it's not a realistic aspiration! It's interesting how things have changed around with players of less successful nations. In the nineties there was a real problem getting players who were capped by nations with...
His name is Dibling, he plays the right wing
With brown curtains for his hair and his socks right down to there
From the South coast to the Mersey
Whilst he's only nineteen
Tyler dribbles through your team
Across the pitch he'll glide, we know...