Recent content by Toffee Yann

Yeah, I meant to put a break after the first line. My bad. TL;DR? *shrug*

If I knew how to preface this, I'd write something insightful and introductory, but it's about as messy as last week's performance. To the average observer, there’s nothing special about being an Evertonian; we’re not renown for travelling violence, at least not these days; we’ve never had...

It's a cock in a jar!

Vladimir Hibbert

You'd think he'd play on the left though.

1 - Best book you've read: If just for not being able to put them down, ASOIAF. 2 - Best TV you've ever seen: Six Feet Under 3 - Best place you've ever travelled to: Sri Lanka 4 - Best Everton player you've ever seen: Kanchelskis. 5 - Best album you've ever listened to: Impossible...

My missus just mentioned Martinez at the match on Sunday. Says RM looks like Stamper from HoC. Here. Aside from McGeady looking like a pie factory, got any others?

Without the coffee-shop diagnosis, I was pretty bad for expecting other people to live up to my standards too. It's something to do with damage limitation, because an anxious brain is one that constantly thinks eveything over for every possible outcome, weighing up potential dangers and threats...

Can't recommend Inclusion Matters enough. Very helpful service, transparent procedure, friendly staff. All designed to help you get back to where you want to be.

Do you find little things worrying you a lot? Perhaps getting picky about details and specifics? Or maybe disliking when plans change? I swear I'm not trying to make this sound like a JML infomercial. It might be some anxiety, which can cause irritability. And mental fatigue. If things are...

Context... well. Firmino may be a world-class player. Context is realising that by joining that shower, Martin Tyler will be effectively polishing turds for the delight of armchair reds.

There's always chaîne julienne.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Pineapple? Yes. Pizza? Yes. Pineapple on pizza? Gedoutovit. I've been told to say "cheese on toast" without any context. So, uh... cheese on toast.

Ta muchly.