Recent content by Titty sniffer

Nope. Very rarely cry. Probably only done it two or three times in my adult life.

Clearly a **** stabber of some description.

Just wish Everton could win it to be honest.

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

F*****G PMSL

Looks like something out of The Hobbit.

I was a university lecturer and she was my student, a bit weird I know but I didn't plan it or anything. First time I set eyes on her I was blown away by how beautiful she was. I had no idea at the time that she was completely blind. It didn't deter me in the slightest though. I set about...

Lying in a darkened room and listening to The Smiths.

The cat's pyjamas Put the kibosh on... Throw the baby out with the bathwater Having a benny (as in a fit) On your todd Smashing/Cracking/Belting - meaning good And many more I can't think of right now

QPR 2-0 all ready. LOL at Harry.

Agree with that, think he's got the yips to be honest. He still scores a fair few headers but when he's clean through on goal he seems to **** himself and gets caught in two minds. A few years ago he was burying those chances without a second thought.

Aside from his personality, always thought he was badly overrated as a player. Fair's fair he's committed but most of the time he ends up throwing himself in to these last ditch tackles because he's been had off far too easily. Plus he's absolute wank with the ball at his feet, just wellies it...

i'd bang two fingers up his arse like

Fascinating.

I'm sure I read that Dixie had a street named after him in Jerkinhead.