You should have pissed in his toilet and not flushed it then lift up the back bit and piss in there too, so when he sees it later and flushes it then more piss comes out and into the bowl...
I give up, one of the strangest cases I've ever seen.
https://www.thejournal.ie/british-surgeon-jailed-for-fraud-after-amputation-of-his-own-legs-to-fullfil-sexual-fetish-6807765-Sep2025/
Actually that is spot on. That is what they are.
Looking forward another 20 years to seeing the Hold Punch Stadium roof leaking on to them whilst they sack all their dinner ladies to get in a pants goalkeeper who still outlasts the last 3...