Thomasc's latest activity

Told you we'd sort Chelsea's UEFA fine out. Vile club, Arteta and his new DOF can choke on it, useless. Hope we lose our first 8 games of the season just to get Action man out of my club hate the guy

Surely we will see 2-3 new faces in this week.

Seeing blood on your loo roll Finding Nigel Farage believable Hangovers Mrs Browns boys A TV show hosted by John bishop, Alan Carr, Graham Norton, Naga Munchetty Richard Madeley and Charlie off breakfast tv. 6. Being a kopite.

1. Having your front teeth snapped in half with pincers. 2. Having your tongue cut down the middle with a pair of rusty tinsnips. 3. Paper cut on the bellend. 4. Being bummed by a horse. 5. Ligma.

Can I add 'a Sean Dyche team' and 'Doucoure trying to pass a football'

Being punched in the goolies Trump Knowing you’re gunna have to give up the cigs one of these days Gettin’ old I forget the last one

Close thread. 5/5 👏

John Bishop Mrs Browns Boys James Corden Benitez Kenwright

1. Noel Gallagher's high flying birds 2. Whatever solo ventures Liam did 3. The wider painful deification of the worst of Britpop as some sort of high point of 90s culture 4. Nigel Farage 5. Israel bombing the hell out of Palestinians daily.

Obviously yer ma goes without saying. Name 5 things worse than having to watch them 2 manc knobheads live

Seeing blood on your loo roll

Cardiff city centre yesterday

Just on itv4 this morning

More chance of Frank Gallagher joining Everton than Conor. Though I’d happily take being vaulted.

I mean, talk about pi*ck teasing. Pony up!