Recent content by The Missing Lineker

…and then signs for us at the age of 22 to instantly captain the team under the stewardship of a mighty Gerrard-Jordan Ibe management team 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ironic he goes to Getafe, when that’s exactly what his girlfriend pleaded with him to do. Allegedly.

They’re just a recruitment company that plays a bit of football

Never mind a brothel, can’t score in Doncaster 🤦🏻‍♂️

Is it only me that sees that Paul bloke from Coronation Street whenever Mac Allister’s face pops on screen?

Wouldn’t say this about a lot of players but the man’s a thug

We’re 100% a Dyche/Allardyce project. We’ll forfeit unwinnable games and concentrate on dog-fighting the handful of games we think we can win. It’s exactly what we’ve been threatening to be for years.

RIP Christian Atsu. Sadly confirmed dead in Turkey earthquake. And RIP to the other 10’s of thousands who have died in the tragedy and whose names we won’t ever know.

Have the players downed us? Probably.

Haven’t been on the forum for months. Been staying away, knew what it’d be like here. During silent meditation have made peace with relegation. Won’t be the end of my world. Hate the EPL - proper football in championship and below. It’ll be a chance to draw breath and hit the refresh button...

An assault like that and his head rolls for sure

Hear what you’re saying and you make your point well. I’ll illustrate my point with an analogy. No one will argue that doctors are held to highly rigid, well defined and enforceable codes of conduct. They’re to act with consummate professionalism at all times, even in the face of provocation...

No. He’s paid millions because he has a highly valuable skill that is in great demand. It’s simple economics. There is no clause in that agreement for behavioural standards over and above maintaining socially acceptable behaviours in normal circumstances, i.e. in the absence of unsolicited and...

100%

This is the point. Viera completely vulnerable there. There needs to be a discussion about the return of pitch invasions in general - I mean I don’t recall seeing so many matches interrupted by people running on the pitch as I have this season (post 80s, I mean)