Recent content by The Littlest Yobo

He scored his 9th goal in all competitions for this season yesterday. A total that DCL has only bettered in 2 of the 9 seasons he’s been here. He’s just simply better than DCL in front of goal. He just is. If we are talking about keeping DCL and just improving the service, why not just keep Beto...

DCL on bench but not getting on, therefore can’t get injured and also can’t damage his goal per game stats any further by not scoring. 4D chess from the Gaffer. Clever.

Christ. If these “reports” are true about him and DCL, I really can’t wait for this brave new future we have in front of us. We surely cannot waste a loan spot on a winger with his goals and assist record. Surely?

I just find it utterly incredible that after years of being completely unreliable due to injuries and having an appalling goalscoring record and being utterly incapable of finishing even the most basic of one on ones, that there are still Evertonians who would willingly give this utterly...

31 years. Not entirely his fault but he is responsible for over a third of that total on his own.

Well I, for one, am completely shocked that a David Moyes team didn’t win away at Chelsea. Even with absolutely nothing on the line for us. I’m taking nothing away from what Moyes has achieved this season. It’s been fantastic and a huge blast of fresh air fumigating that loser Dyche out of the...

That’s got to be that for him. Has he even had a shot since he came here? Apart from the one he kicked the floor with? Haven’t seen anything in him to even warrant a repeat loan.

Had PTSD from the bad old days of Dyche, Lampard and Benitez watching this flat footed, exploding clown car of a player tread on multiple defensive rakes to repeatedly smash his own face in. Absolutely shocking. No need to bring him on either. Should have been O’Brien in the middle.

It’s not about the actual match though, really or even BM. It’s about being in or around Goodison on the day. There’s plenty of ale houses by Goodison to watch the game in and then hang around in afterwards. Would feel a bit soulless, personally, standing outside BM watching on a screen.

And hidden away in a graveyard slot on TNT. Crap.

What a load of sh!te. I know they are hamstrung in some respect with tv but the club have handled this last year at Goodison pretty poorly in my opinion.

It’s certainly not “GOAL”

Yeah. The season finishes the week before for me. Obviously hope we beat Newcastle but I’ll be on a football media blackout from as soon as the dust has died down following the Southampton game.

Exactly. The argument that we wouldn’t have gone down because the bottom 3 were so bad ignores the fact that Sean Dyche had shown absolutely nothing to suggest we were much better than them. In fact, one of those teams has only won 3 games against prem opposition in all competitions this season...

Sorry, “stranger”. I was under the mistaken impression that this was a discussion forum so was just, you know, engaging in the discussion. And, yes, apologies also for “cheering away” that we have been saved from relegation. I should have been sat there over the last few weeks with my arms...