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There’s no way of dressing this up or trying to sell it as “he’s a hard worker” etc, the lad is simply a crap footballer and will be taking up valuable squad space and wages. Zero end product and I can’t believe I am going to have to sit and...

Wow. Potentially Michael Keane AND Jack Harrison both in within days of each other. What is Friedkin cooking here? Looking forward to seeing what these guys can do.

Lads, it's over. You don't need to keep this up.

This is exactly it. Well said.

Thats not the first time you've asked me that and the answer is no different. As per the doucoure thread we're down there fighting relegation because they're not cutting it during the other 9 months. The whole mentality of Everton has got so...

“In the Land of the Blind, the one eyed man is king”

Steve Rotheram will be on the phone now, working his way down a list of Everton “legends” to check they’re free on a Saturday or Sunday at 6pm for the next 9 months. “Hello, Marouane, mate, you don’t know me but…” Problem solved!

Yeah bit of an arsey comment this. I can’t even park my car with my little boy without someone blocking me meaning I can never get him back in without reserving my car first. I dread to think what these people go through. Count your blessings mate.

Yeah. Totally agree. Mad to expect people to still be sitting in the stadium at about 7pm on a Saturday night watching a (cough) “legends” game. Should have been on first to get people in early to spend in the stadium, if anything.

Would it not have been better to have this before the main game? It would get fans into the ground early as they would have something to watch. Can imagine having watched a pre season 90 minutes that a good few would be heading home at full time.

Think I’ll watch them come out, slowly kick the ball about for 5 mins and then head off to the ale house.

He’s either injured or not scoring goals. They are his two default settings. Hopefully someone else’s problem from next week.

Can`t understand the effort being put into trying to keep a center forward who has a poor recent record in front of goal and a terrible record the last few years with injury, who if he wanted to extend his stay here he could have signed a new...

If his aim with a gun is anything like his aim in front of goal, I think his feet will thankfully remain unscathed.

Im not sure another clubs fanbase would be anywhere near as tolerant as Everton fans if you're throwing up 5 goals a season ish from open play. Personally i think Evertonians have had the patience of a saint with him for 5 years. Good luck to...