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Imagine this. The new stadium had been built at an old disused wharf called Hill Dickinson Dock in honour of some shipping magnate from the mid Victorian era in the 19th century. And we had been crowing for several years, as we would have been...

The Bryant & May match works used megatons of sulphur back in the day and the chimneys belched out this poisonous gas into the atmosphere, affecting all expecting mothers at the time. The result was masses of slightly stupid, web-toed children...

Fingers crossed!

Imagine putting him and that Tom in an echo chamber. Could provide clean energy for the whole of Europe.

Well, for a start, it’s not a corporation and it doesn’t have shareholders. It’s a Limited Liability Partnership, owned by its partners, like most law firms. You have no idea what you are talking about. Do t get me wrong, I would be shocked if a...

I’ve just seen that myself this morning. Never seen it either. It’s really good. Well worth a watch.

I just don’t think it will be £10m a year based on the size of the firm. There’s been no official figures anywhere saying it. I find it hard to believe that a firm with that revenue would commit that much money. Saying that, they have been...

The Stadium or The Bramley-Moore.

There is absolutely zero chance that we are getting £10m a yr from a firm with circa £145m revenue a year. Just no chance.

This would be incredible.

What a way to end it all By Deaf School . . . A great band from Liverpool (Evertonian singer too)

Think the music act is the Rod Stewart lookalike from the Everton/Celtic game for Big Nev’s testimonial.

Because it has the word ‘Goodison’ on top of the Park End in actual real life and it’s a drawing of Goodison?

Everyone keeps saying this but there is zero out there that that is the intention. Surely it will be cheaper to just mothball the stands that aren’t used rather than demolish and reconfigure it.

Absolutely dreading the moment he re-signs. It'll symbolise that we're stuck in a bottom half of the table rut and there'll be no shifting us for years more to come. It really will be a statement.