Heard this from Humphrey the chimp.....
Young wife showing her new born son to her mother in law.
He looks nothing like my son she utters.
The young mum lifts up her skirt pointing its a fanny not a photocopier.
Teacher: "OK class, what was Robin Hoods girlfriends name?"
Jimmy: "It was Trudy Glen, miss"
Teacher: "No, Jimmy, it was Maid Marion"
Jimmy: " But miss, what about the song, Robin Hood Robin Hood riding Trudy Glen"