Recent content by The binman chronicles

Is it bad that I would like to see him bungee jump onto an array of rusty Stanley knives that have been coated with many venereal diseases? Well the ones he hasn't already got - I know difficult to find but we can get our top men on it. Top men.

What I think probably is most galling is that the players, like Portsmouth/Sunderland and other clubs in the past after relegation(s) get the chance to go find another club, but as they have got contracts far more than their actual market worth they stay at the club, milking it. This eventually...

He is almost every night. Fish and chips, pie and chips, ham egg and chips, gravy on chips. And just to get some of his 5 a day, avocado on chips.

This. What's the point of having someone who is supposed to be talented and then don't give them a chance to get near the 1st team. He better be going on loan somewhere to either prove he is good enough or increase value so he can be sold if we get Jonas. Else it is a waste of wages.

Is anyone else seeing Robert Redford asking Gomes wife for one night with Andre when reading that? ...Just me then.

That'll boost the U23's chances of winning something. More doubles for us. As long as he doesn't get homesick.

It is possible of course, some players just want to be out playing and don't care about the money. But I would have thought his agent would block the above as he has us by the balls. Yes he wants to play so take a loan move and still get paid. In Everton's view least x amount is being paid by...

I am by no means in the know but I find that hard to believe. Would you as a mediocre player turn down your 100k a week wages and get what at best 30 odd k? This is his making hay while the sun shines time setting him up for life. I would have thought we have to be making up the difference.

He still could be elevated to a deity like status if he can persuade Farhad into building a 60k stadium at BM. One last gift to the club.

People have to remember that Everton had massive pull back then. We had won something not that long ago and had won the league just over a decade ago. Bit like say Arsenal - I know slightly different as they got three FA cups recently, plus the pull of CL football. We were also in the top 10...

In a hundred years time when £25 million buys you a loaf of bread and a pint of milk it will still seem outrageous.

I totally agree. I was only jesting. I was going to say Leon Osman but some jokes just push it too far...

Think we should give it to a former player. Give it to Jags. *Runs and ducks under cover to get away from @davek

Looks like a 2nd rate Kirkby. That takes some doing, they should be proud of themselves.

Talk about twisting a headline. First in an existing stadium. Or in other words second.